Monday, October 20, 2008

Body Image

I had a conversation with a Recent Arrival To Our Shores recently about shagging different body types. The discussion had actually started on the topic of "fresh meat" on the market. She was telling me of a trip she'd had to the island of Lesbos earlier in the year, and how on her first visit to the beach she could literally hear the snapping of necks from the women in their eagerness to check out the fresh meat on the beach.

I, in my usual state of innocent gulliblity, was amazed that Lesbos was such a draw card and apparently is heaving with lesbian lesbians, not just Lesbos resident lesbians. However, the discussion moved on as RATOS described the average Greek womens body, they did not appeal to her. She then confessed that really there is only one body type (slim) that does it for her.

I then, in the spirit of keeping a good conversation going, shared that fact that yes I seemingly preferred one body type, and one could even say just one prime example of fine musculature, sad fukker, moving on......but I have over the years done considerable market research into the many and varied body types of women.

I also managed to totally gross RATOS out by telling her that I have shagged a very VERY large woman, all in the name of research of course, and I've now recalled that this woman was also my only experience of inverted nipples. I wonder what the statistics are on inverted nipples and would they correlate in any way to the uncircumcised:circumcised stats in the hetero world? Digression again.

So I have carried on pondering and have decided that other than in my dreams (see below) there IS one female body type that I have not shagged, and that is a woman taller than I. So all you tall lesbians out there, and I mean 5' 10" and over, I'm sure there must be at least 3 of you on the planet, here I am...waiting....waiting

12 comments:

Bryan Spondre said...

Being boringly straight I mis-read this as 'shagging different body parts'. I eagerly read, hoping to find an explicit description of a new and unique use for the elbow.

unPC lesbian said...

Oh, sorry....well maybe then I should have put in the fat lady section the bit about trying to navigate the various creases and folds in search of the correct one, which could only be identified by slime factor......

However, when it comes to elbows SweetJane is the one to amuse you there, I will force her to tell!!

nzm said...

Nothing like the beach at Skala Eressos to get the blood boiling in so many ways.

First, there are the package deal Lesbians fresh off the plane from Manchester - all trashy mouthed and with white skin rapidly turning beet red between the tattoos.

Then there are the Dutch ones who claim OUR double lilo anchored offshore to be theirs - and then get affronted when we point out that they're wrong because their names don't start with M&J like the ones written on the mattress.

But there's a hell of a lot right with it too. Such as our great group of friends meeting for breakfast at the (now closed) Sappho Hotel and then wandering onto the beach at about 1pm, waiting for beer o'clock to visit the Moon Cantina on the beach for Heinekens and Tuna Salads with Fetta. Then wandering back to the beach to watch the sunset, before going home to scrub up for dinner and bar-hopping - all to be repeated the next day.

Didn't see many over 5'10" lesbians though.

unPC lesbian said...

Hmmm...NZM, does Lufthansa fly there?

Oh, and RATOS did mention the VAST displays of pink tinged English skin....possibly not to be viewed on a hungover stomach.

little drummer boy said...

Mmmm, don't know what it is, but there is something quite sexy about the fuller sized woman.

I've had the delight of being with two larger than life maidens, both ironicly Scottish. The only thing I found a little disturbing whilst loving them up was the very descriptive dialogue they were yelling out. It was the only two times that I felt I was in a porn film. Although perhaps thats just a Scottish thing????>

unPC lesbian said...

LDB, I have it good authority that it's definately a Scottish thing!!

little drummer boy said...

Ha Ha!!!. Thanks for that. If I was in a position to experiment, I'd try and pleasure a few more Scottish lassies just to confirm that theroy!!.

As a loosely related aside. I've noticed certian, shall we say traits, peculiar to some nationalities. Perhaps it's just the women I've been with, but with your Scots confirmation it makes me wonder.

And lets just say, I've noticed that South American(Latin) women express their ectstasy in a very unique but similar tone.

nzm said...

I think that LH's budget airline may fly there - but definitely not 747s, if you're thinking what I'm thinking!

unPC lesbian said...

Damn....not tried the female of the species from that continent....I can fully recommend the male tho

unPC lesbian said...

Oh...and NZM, I don't understand, you're in the right country, you have DEEP geeek connections, why have you not managed to supply me with her flying schedule by now?

nzm said...

Those LH scheduling computers are harder to crack than we initially thought.

unPC lesbian said...

Don't give up woman!

 
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