Monday, September 20, 2010

Need a Pimp

I know I've been bleating on about this dating thing but I think I've figured a new solution. As I've said here and over on the Gaynz post, the lesbian dating sites are just way too scary for me. NZAlien and her roomie are perservering, but as they are US based they have a much larger pool to paddle in.

Today I've come up with a whole new solution and that is; I need a pimp. I haven't quite figured out how it would work, but it sounds like a bloody good idea. I guess I could get the pimp to scout out possibles based on the criteria referred to in the dating post, or maybe someone who is already a dating site veteran could trawl the profiles for me. So, if anyone is interested in pimping for me, you know the drill. Just comment.

Of course as I've been pondering pimping the perfect tune came to mind, but sadly the only clip I can find has some awful visuals, apt, but awful. So close your eyes and just listen to this one.


On a completely different note - Little Drummer Boy, Creepy Twitchy Guy was at the gym again tonight and I only had wheelchair boy (swoon) and the Bieber wannabes to protect me until the big boys arrived. Make him Go Away!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love to. But pimpin' ain't easy.

unPC lesbian said...

But surely if you're dealing with quality goods it shouldn't be that hard? Or should I slut it up do ya think?

nzalien said...

Well you'll be delighted to know that this service IS available.....at least in the US! It's billed as being ideal for the busy lesbian who just doesn't have time to search for herself.....seriously; somebody else will troll the sites and (so I'm told) even set up the first date!

unPC lesbian said...

Funny how that doesn't surprise me! Well off you go darlin, search for me....key words, must be prepared to travel!

Kim said...

Oh yes this sooooooooo could be my new job lol

unPC lesbian said...

Told you! So get out there and hustle for me woman - you know my tastes, and your key words are "Hot and Dirty". I expect a list of 5 candidates by Friday lunchtime!

Phil said...

Horny you are, Hmmmm?

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