Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Hiss, Spit, Humph!

Silly, silly me. I have just found out that the fight of the century is not going to be shown on free to air tv. That kills my plans for Saturday night, may have to go out to a party instead, or gatecrash anothers gin and guitar hero marathon.

When I watch these fights I sit there willing a knock out in the first few rounds, even better an almost knock out and a dazed fighter wandering round thinking they're ok. However, as viewing this bout seems to be only for the privileged few I hope it goes the full length, (and no I don't know how long that is because if it's not over in 4 rounds I've switched off) and that it ends up being one of those dull points results.

Surely the advertising revenue for free to air transmission would far exceed that of pay per view?

Monday, September 28, 2009

Valuable Lesson

The child learned a valuable lesson last week, and that is - not to put socks and boots on straight after getting a spray tan in preparation for the ball.

Is Jillian Michaels a Lesbian #4

A commenter on an earlier Jillian Michaels post has said that Jillian is straight because there is an image on her facebook page of her in a hot tub with "my gorgeous boy". After looking at all the images I have decided he is either her brother or oldest friend as shown in another image.

The following photo's however just continue the speculation. Vanessa, or "V" appears in many shots and the one below has them holding hands with FINGERS INTERLACED........

However, the one below with V and Jillians brother looks innocent until you look at where V's left hand is......

I rest my case.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

30 Years on....

The goddess of my youth still does it for me.....

Friday, September 25, 2009

More Bleeding Obvious

It's a well known fact that I don't do ball sports, or watch ball sports, not even netball with all those women in the eeeny weeeny skirts. This image however caught my eye yesterday, and even though she is from the other side, you just know what I am going to say.

The tone....the muscles......I say no more.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009


Yes, all you Kiwi readers will know where I stole this from, but all I can say is why? As hard as I look it seems as though they are real fakes and not photoshop fakes. Why would any woman want anything that large hanging off her neck, and lets not even start on the ethics of the surgeon that put them in.

I do wonder what will happen in a few years when she has major back issues, is the taxpayer going to end up paying for her fukked up idea of what is a hot set of breasts?

This set of knockers however is absoluuuuutely perfect, very much yum, triple yum. I think I'd do my best to get up close and personal with this set of breasts, and the rest of the body they're attached to.

Sunday, September 20, 2009


Yeah, yeah I know been here done this on facebook already, but I am just so pleased to find this clip. It's been a rock chick theme weekend what with Suzie Quattro on Aus Idol, roller derby, which is rock chicks on skates, then to find the goddess of my youth ( not gay, not gay, just looking) singing the rock anthem of my life (or just very good at miming, don't care) I am so HAPPY. Gonna play it over and over incessantly.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Old Punks Do Die

At the risk of encroaching on Curtain Call territory it seems a certain generation are starting to leave the planet. This week there was food, music, and dance, aka Floyd, Jim Carroll and Patrick Swayze (and I do like the foreign language overdub on that clip), the punk generation is starting to thin out.

Whoever would have thought all those many trashed years ago, or those that you can remember, that the music of the seminal Joy Division track below, would be used as the music bed of the new feel good, bond with me, TV One self promotion clip. Ian Curtis must be spinning.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Stating the Bleeding Obvious

Finally the gender tests on Caster Semenya have been released stating what we all predicted in the first place.

Gosh, she'll be in great demand on the lesbian circuit. Swoon

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Cut from Facebook home page

Jacqui Stanford whoa grumpy chemist lady with your 'what do you want a decongestant for?' Um, congestion.

9 hours ago · Comment · /

Jonathan Williams
Admit it Jacqui, you're taking an illicit sick day to make P aren't you?
9 hours ago

Jacqui Stanford
Damn it. Am I that transparent!?
9 hours ago

Jonathan Williams
Clearly. (pah! pun!)
9 hours ago

Jacqui Stanford
You're on fire! As my apartment will be if I don't concentrate on cooking up the P.
9 hours ago

Jonathan Williams
One must always watch one's cooking. Come on guys, get firewise.
9 hours ago

Jacqui Stanford
Don't drink and fry!
8 hours ago

Jonathan Williams
Wait, you're drinking and taking decongestant? Maybe chemist lady was onto something. Did you go to the pharmacy with a G and T in hand?
8 hours ago

Jacqui Stanford
Did I walk into a chemist with a G and T? Hell no. But there was the open bottle of tequila and bag of lemon wedges. She wasn't impressed when I asked if they sold salt.
8 hours ago

Jonathan Williams
Did they? I always need to make sure I'm near salt vendors in case I need emergency tequila.
4 hours ago

Jacqui Stanford
She didn't have salt. Nor did she accept my offer to play 'one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor'. Pity. The hangover cures would have been right there on the shelf.
4 hours ago

Jonathan Williams
I think that's very shortsighted of her. Surely working in a chemist can't be that fun for her to turn down tequila shots?
4 hours ago

Jacqui Stanford
Exactly. I thought it would cheer her up. And it was like 10am, surely that's shot-o-clock somewhere.
4 hours ago

Jonathan Williams
It's always shot-o-clock somewhere in the world.
4 hours ago
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Monday, September 7, 2009

Cool Tattoo

I stole the image from Boganette, but what a cool tattoo - hundreds of other possibilities are running through my mind - thank goodness. Anything to erase the codec, HE- AAC, AC3, HTPC geek speak gobbledygook that is jamming up my braincells right now.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Help, Geek Question

Why? Have finally succumbed to a flat screen tv, with built in Freeview. I am connected to a UHF aerial, all channels tickety boo, except the sound is out of sync on TV3 and I can't figure out what to do.

All the other channels are fine, and TV3 plus 1 is's so irritating.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Addiction Prediction

I just know I'm going to get addicted to this site - when I finally figure out how it works.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Shared Dressing Room

There was only one backstage area for the performers to dress and do make-up. Cardinal BiCrikey was doing his make up at the same time as the performer in the bottom picture was getting ready.

I do think the Cardinal may have got his face on far quicker had he been looking at his own image in the mirror, and not the other one.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

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