Dear Santa, I know it feels like you have given me a gorgeous gift already, but just in case you felt like giving me a totally material item here's a wee hint.
Like the other gorgeous gift, they are just so swoonworthy.
It is one very sexy fathermucker of a toaster, with matching sexy kettle....and they match my frypans, then all I need to do is steal Ms Cleary's red kitchenaid blender set and I'll be a very happy camper!
I accept that I am deeply shallow and incredibly vain, someone has to set the standard. I am un-pc as I will rat on my own kind for the sake of a good laugh, I don't vote, and have no allegiance to either gender.
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What the hell is it? Looks like a toaster mated with an espresso machine
It is one very sexy fathermucker of a toaster, with matching sexy kettle....and they match my frypans, then all I need to do is steal Ms Cleary's red kitchenaid blender set and I'll be a very happy camper!
you have to earn toasters! they don't just come from Santa!
Yes, but that is one task that doesn't really appeal to me...not into conversions, will leave that for the specialists!
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