Corporate gift

I have just been given a corporate gift for all my hard work during a recent large Rugby tournament. My office is located next to what is the "massage" room during the event, and selling tickets for my office space wasn't that difficult or taxing. The gift consists of two items, one being a bottle of wine. Now all gifts of alcohol a gratefully received, even if it is from a dubious supplier of a non vintage product, and we are all well conditioned now to know that screw caps are GOOD. The second item is a ticket to what I am told is a Rugby game at a large city stadium; hard to tell from the ticket as I thought it was to go watch some endangered wild African feline do something in a huge storm.

When will people learn, I DON'T DO BALL SPORTS.