I can't do it!

I have an infection in the nail bed of a finger, and trust me this is a lesbians worst nightmare!!

I have been given antibiotics to clear it up, but they are torture. The instructions say "take on an empty stomach either 2 hours after food, or 1 hour before eating". Now by my reckoning that means 3 hours with out food....3 hours without eating. That's impossible!!

I am not coping well, not helped by the staff blatantly eating every time I walk past them. I think I will go and fiddle with the roster as revenge.