Random Pertinent Facts

.....or maybe it should be bullet point Tuesday.

• One must always remember to disable the iPod shake function before playing air drums while on the treadmill.
• Just because you are buying something off Trade Me it doesn't mean you are going to get a bargain.
• If a lesbian says she is ok with sex and dates only and nothing more, do NOT believe her.
• Nipples apparently do not perspire and it seems that baby blue is the correct colour undergarment to display this phenomena.
• 8 is still the maximum number of marshmallows that can be put into a regular size coffee and melt.
• Home made "beer bongs" to facilitate juvenile and excessive alcohol consumption are totally acceptable if you are a member of the constabulary.
• I should be paid a commission for all the sales I create for D'Vice.
• Jillian is still uber HOT, and even more so last night when most of her conversation was "beeped" out because she was so bothered.
• Work is such a pain because it interferes with holidays.

And I guess each of these could have a full story written about them if I ever get around to it.