Saturday, May 16, 2009

Day 4 of I E E

Has been spent recovering from day 3.

Day 3 was a moderate day, one more interview confirmation, run etc etc, then off to "work" for my farewell drinks. I arrived fashionably late, but still managed to consume vast quantities of free booze. Had the usual speeches and received many gifts. As well as the standard Hotel gift, which I chose to be a voucher for a clothing store, my staff had also set up a private fund which reaped a large quantity of loot that they spent in a kitchen store on, funnily enough, posh flutes and wine glasses. Bless, but hello do they think I just drink straight out of the bottle?

I went from there, with a friend in tow, off to the lesbian pool night that is held regularly in the city. It was the first time I had been, and I was mainly going to network for large event I am holding later in the year. Had my usual standard of pool playing when drunk in the city, which is; winning every game by default so staying on the table. I did win the last game by sinking the black, an appropriate departure moment.

I then stopped in to "briefly" say hello to another group of women on my way to catch a bus home, when suddenly it was 2am and many bars had been visited. I was not a happy chappy this morning, when I first woke up, or when I second woke up, but slightly better this afternoon when I finally got up. I can now face solids. I have also lost my voice.

I do recall twice during the night baiting the straight people and playing with their minds, but hello if you're going to dress like a dyke, look like a dyke, have a dyke haircut, well of course we're going to invite you to join our glamourous selves and not the dull males you are with. The married couple, well they are a whole different story.

I now see there are some women I should not go drinking with, but creating mischief really is great fun.

7 comments:

Bryan Spondre said...

"but hello if you're going to dress like a dyke, look like a dyke, have a dyke haircut,"

walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, is a duck

unPC lesbian said...

Absoluuuuutely. Trust me there are now two women out there who are probably getting hair extensions and femme-ing it up large now after our Friday night out.

Bryan Spondre said...

I suppose one caveat is that heterosexual women of a certain age do tend to get butch haircuts. However any woman under 35 with a butch haircut who claims to be a cock-fancier needs to be asking herself some serious sexual identity questions.

unPC lesbian said...

Both mid 30's, both looked like hot dykes....

Bryan Spondre said...

Yup, they better be wary come duck hunting season....

unPC lesbian said...

ha ha. I think the married couple tho will have a nice bit of dinner party conversation for a wee bit. While my partner in crime and I swooped on the woman, taking his seat in the process, he was left to sit at our table and talk with another of our group. Hmmmm, his topic of discussion at 2am in a cool inner city bar while 2 femmes were hitting on his wife.....Home Improvements. Now thats H O T!

Bryan Spondre said...

Home improvements huh ? I guess that wasn't him suggesting that he nail all three ? :-)

 
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