Wednesday, July 18, 2007

And then it was all over

So finally first born arrived at this time 16 years ago. I was totally oblivious as the medical professionals had eventually stopped commenting on the lovely tautness of all my pelvic muscles and decided to knock me out and forcibly rip said child from my womb.

I still can not understand why after enduring over 48 hours of labour I turned around and did it all again. I think the theory was if I'm going to do this again I'm going to get it out of the way bloody quickly.

To any of you who are contemplating spawning, please feel free to borrow one of my children for a day or two. I find they are a very effective contraceptive.


brenda said...

So have you really spent the last 48 hours reliving the experience? Tell me that at least this time round you had some wine to go with it (and presumably a lot less pain!)

unPC lesbian said...

No drying out!! Relived some of the pain due to drama's with number 2 child last night so no sleep. Someone please knock me out.

Strange how after 16 years some meories are still vivid.

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unPC lesbian said...

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