Sunday, May 24, 2009

Trout Lips

The last two mornings I have woken with a swollen upper lip, it feels quite odd but of course I am loving the Hollywood starlet look.

Yesterday I took an anti inflammatory and the puffiness faded, but today I've decided to stick with the look. Goodness, I don't know how those who are much vainer than I cope with the collagen puffed up lips on a full time basis as it feels almost uncomfortable. I keep thinking I'm walking round pulling a face like one of Marge Simpson's sisters.

Mind you, if I could figure out what's causing it I'm sure I could make money from it.


Cactus Kate said...

anti-histamine it.

Anonymous said...

Some types of wine -- If 'sulphides' are being used liberally as a preservative -- that could do it.

unPC lesbian said...

Good thinking anonymous, I have drunk wine the last 2 nights after a long break....ooh but does too many sulphides equal cheap crappy wine?

Anonymous said...

Ummmmm......possible. But it is also possible that stress, illnesses,antibiotics etc might have reduced your tolerance.

Disclaimer: I am not a doctor only relating recent experience.

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