Thursday, August 7, 2008

The Vanity of Boys

On Friday in Auckland one of my coffee dates was on old boyfriend whom I hadn't seen for about 2 years. In this time he's trimmed down quite a lot, not that he was large to start with, but was very noticeably trim.

When I commented on it he said it was because he'd taken up cycling (ooh, ick bikes, nasty things) and muttered about round the lake and other big rides. When I got back home I emailed him a couple of links that he was interested in and made a positive comment about his new physique.

Out of the blue yesterday I received this email:

Dear Wxxxx,

I know you don't know me and probably never will but on behalf of us all here in Greater Auckland it would be appreciated if you were able to refrain from such comments as Keep up with the cycling, it looks good on you.

Jxxx hasn't cycled for over a month and the last time I rode with him the gentlest incline left him with his lungs hanging out of his ears. He has had a nasty gastro infection recently which may account for his sudden weight loss.

He is quite insufferable at the present as you can no doubt imagine.

Kindest Regards


Me thinks a certain Real Estate agent has been bleating around town that the Lesbian thinks he's HOT !!


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