Tuesday, September 9, 2008

How Many....

Q: How many lesbians does it take to fix a broken heel on a boot?
A: 5

Q: How big does the hammer have to be to fix the boot?
A: The biggest you can find of course.

Q: How many days does it take for the owner of the boot to find that she has been out dancing and partying with her jeans hammered into her boot heel?
A: 3

Too funny, and jet lag is no excuse.......jet lust is though.

Cactus, when the peanut slab exchange finally takes place please thoroughly check this woman's attire.

3 comments:

otter said...

ok, I'll ask....peanut slab?

Cactus Kate said...

I think it's going to arrive thoroughly pre-checked by the sounds of things.

Hope "urgent business" is being taken care of.

unPC lesbian said...

Oh...sorry...forgat foreign nationals. It's a classic piece of NZ "Kiwiana" we call it...childhood chocolate treats.

Check out www.whittakers.co.nz look at the products and it's in there

 
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