Tuesday, September 9, 2008

How Many....

Q: How many lesbians does it take to fix a broken heel on a boot?
A: 5

Q: How big does the hammer have to be to fix the boot?
A: The biggest you can find of course.

Q: How many days does it take for the owner of the boot to find that she has been out dancing and partying with her jeans hammered into her boot heel?
A: 3

Too funny, and jet lag is no excuse.......jet lust is though.

Cactus, when the peanut slab exchange finally takes place please thoroughly check this woman's attire.


otter said...

ok, I'll ask....peanut slab?

Cactus Kate said...

I think it's going to arrive thoroughly pre-checked by the sounds of things.

Hope "urgent business" is being taken care of.

unPC lesbian said...

Oh...sorry...forgat foreign nationals. It's a classic piece of NZ "Kiwiana" we call it...childhood chocolate treats.

Check out www.whittakers.co.nz look at the products and it's in there

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