One More Reason

I have found yet another reason (and resists impulse to sing Tracy Chapman), other than those I have already talked of, for keeping a boi around.

When I found out how keen he was to do this, and the gardening chores involved at the end of his trek, I realised that I hadn't needed to bribe him at all. However being a good femme I followed through on the bribe, and bless, he had so much fun spraying napalm on the back deck.

I seriously know how to keep a boi happy!