Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Shaved Pussy

The alpha male cat has been booked in for his summer shave, a very emasculating experience for him, yet highly clever way of reinforcing who really is the boss.

We have timed it so when he gets home he can snuggle on the pink fluffy and watch Gok on "How to look good naked".

The child has recently acquired a digital camera ( thank you Nana and Granddad) so I will be able to post photo's of his Lordship's nakedness.

He has been referred to as a "one cat home invasion unit" by a neighbour, as he feels it's his feline given right to enter and graze in any home he wants to just because he's big, fluffy and cute. I fear that the shave won't stop this and he'll use the "I'm naked and pathetic" excuse to elicit food and attention from the neighbours.

Please, feel free to adopt him. This is one high maintenance cat.

4 comments:

Brownie said...

Hi UPC,

First time reader (saw the link from David Farrar's site). Great writing. Nice to have a giggle (especially with a fellow Gok fan). Will be adding you to the list of daily reads.

Brownie

unPC lesbian said...

Oh bless...I thnak you and humbly bow in your direction

Mrs Smith said...

Naked and pathetic usually works well for getting attention. Well, in certain circles, anyway.

Mrs Smith said...

Naked and pathetic usually works well for getting attention. Well, in certain circles, anyway.

 
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