The other item, which I don't have a pixt of, was not actually a birthday present but it gave me such joy that it can be included in this post. After months of research and general pondering my girlfriend finally went out and on impulse bought a new vacuum cleaner.
We went out to buy a specific brand and type, of a specific price, but came back with an item that was completely different technology and 3 times the price. Guess which salesman got the "sale of the day" award.....but I'm so happy. This is the "Tim the Toolman Taylor" of vacuum cleaners...more power! When it is running it sounds like a cross between a chainsaw and a high end food processor, you can see the dirt molecules shaking as it approaches.
I then spent the rest of the day vacuuming. Those who have been to our house and seen the oceans of salmon coloured carpet and met the cats will know why I am so overjoyed. I haven't put it away in the cupboard yet, I am still admiring it's beauty. I am tempted to vacuum the cat.
5 comments:
Eiiik that's a bloody rat.
That rat already looks like it has been vacuumed.
Can you please explain it, for it is highly unusual.
It's a shaved pussy....thought that was obvious!!
The cat that did the cocaine, it's one of those. No purpose in life but to grow fur and shed it everywhere....oh...and look cute doing it!!
Oh that bag. that bag. I love that bag. I loved that bag so much I bought for my birthday last year. The only bad thing about that bag is that after regular use, like the cat, it is a shadow of its former self.
Anal Virgo here, I am purchasing the correct polish to maintain in pristine condition....unlike the cat who is heading off for his annual shave soon.....
I see the cat was vacuumed.
Its a pure breed Burmese,,
they actually auto vacuum
and get awards for it!
But speaking as a male,,
I will totaly do house work or any work with the right equipment.
I have had lesbians make love to me cause I'm that different.
you just have to show a pic of this vacuum.
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