Midnight vacuuming.How fucking Asian. And my mother.You know that she purposefully vacuumed at 8am on a Sunday morning right outside my room just to PISS ME OFF.Hence I am a broom girl from now on.No carpet.Sorry....re-reading that it may have sexuality connotations. But it could explain my lack of love for the same sex as well.
Hmmm...no I'm just glad I can vacuum without having to physically pick crap up of the carpet and push it down the hose.Would try that child torture but fear it wouldn't work as:A: it would mean I'D have to wake up early to do it...ick ick, andB: Vacummimg outside their bedroom door was how I got the little fukkers to sleep when they were babies.
hmm,a humming noise huh, I can see that.Also,, I definitely now have to check out Cactus Kates blog
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Midnight vacuuming.
How fucking Asian.
And my mother.
You know that she purposefully vacuumed at 8am on a Sunday morning right outside my room just to PISS ME OFF.
Hence I am a broom girl from now on.
No carpet.
Sorry....re-reading that it may have sexuality connotations. But it could explain my lack of love for the same sex as well.
Hmmm...no I'm just glad I can vacuum without having to physically pick crap up of the carpet and push it down the hose.
Would try that child torture but fear it wouldn't work as:
A: it would mean I'D have to wake up early to do it...ick ick, and
B: Vacummimg outside their bedroom door was how I got the little fukkers to sleep when they were babies.
hmm,
a humming noise huh, I can see that.
Also,,
I definitely now have to check out Cactus Kates blog
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