Friday, September 7, 2007

and the wedding day finally arrives

So today is the day of the children's fathers wedding and dammit it's fine and sunny, tho still a few hours to go.

I've already had a wee text exchange with number 1 daughter quoting "isn't it ironic, don'tcha think" to each other. Oooh I love the way she understands subtlety.

However a few ironic thoughts. The Bridegroom has conveniently forgotten to tell the girls that he and their new step mother are going to Fiji for a week, and now a state of martial law has been declared.

The Father still can't understand why the budget for clothes wasn't enough and why they both needed new undergarments for their dresses. Does one assume the Bride is wearing her "everydays" under her dress?

At the last minute I was informed to make sure they had warm coats with them as it "will be cold by the river at 5pm". Hulloooo, I've spent all this time and energy getting lovely little evening dresses for them and now they are to be rugged up!! Pashminas to the rescue.

However I do hope the girls have a great time, and I'm looking forward to hearing their descriptions of the food, clothes and venue.


Cactus Kate said...

That's nice UnPC.

The Fiji bit is mean. Trust the girls asked why they can't go as well.

I mean its not like its his first honeymoon or anything?? hehe.

Yuck - imagine if they breed. THEN it would be ironic.

unPC lesbian said...

I fully expect girls to be v upset when he breaks the news....thats why I left it to him.

No breeding going on there, some gene pools should just be left to die out!!

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