Monday, July 28, 2008

Fuk Fuk Fuk

One of my morning staff has a habit of panicking at times and ringing me at 7am to sort shit. I have told her repeatedly to not ring me at 7am as I'm in the shower.

In my hurry to get out of the shower and answer the phone this morning I caught my foot on the corner of the shower door. The resulting injury is deeper than a scratch but not as deep as a cut, that is not the problem. The problem is that it's on top of a vein which has instantly swollen to quite a large and painful size. I can not wear a shoe on that foot. And not wearing a shoe means NO RUNNING.

Now is not the time for me to be going without my running endorphins, hell hath and all that.....I fear for anyone that pisses me off in the next few days.

10 comments:

Bryan Spondre said...

As a man I ,of course, have limited sympathy. Why didn't you just let the call go to answerphone ?

unPC lesbian said...

Because I've had call minder removed as an unnecessary expense....thats what fukkin cell phones are for......grrrrrrr.....I tried ignoring it but she wouldn't hang up.

Humph, grrr, Auckland visit, gotta look hot, need run run run....

Martha Craig said...

Time to look to Zola Budd for inspiration - naked feets!

unPC lesbian said...

Oooh could do....now of course I'm getting an allergic reaction to the sticky plaster on it. Just wnat to go home and wallow!!

Bryan Spondre said...

"Auckland visit, gotta look hot,"

I missed this earlier: you are saying that you don't need to look hot in Wellington ? Is the level of competition so low there ?

unPC lesbian said...

Absolutely, I reign supreme in my genre down here!!!!

Bryan Spondre said...

Leading to: and your genre is ?

unPC lesbian said...

Hot single independent slightly older woman who is not interested in playing the lesbian game.

Bryan Spondre said...

Fair enough.I didn't know there was a lesbian game: can I get it at Toys R Us ?

unPC lesbian said...

Yes, but only buy the version that comes with the free counselling voucher......trust me you'll need it. Pelase see earlier posts re head fuk to passion ratio!!

 
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