oh ha ha....his wife would love that one. The male of the couple was the one to blame for putting the table cloth back on, historically and overnight. The wife wants the table bare. The male of the couple funnily enough is an ex, and no, no pland to change that status.
The offending tablecloth reappeared thanks to newly nice teenager, gathering brownie points for car useage. As for years married? After nearly 20 years of bliss, no need to count. It's not like I get a toaster...
I accept that I am deeply shallow and incredibly vain, someone has to set the standard. I am un-pc as I will rat on my own kind for the sake of a good laugh, I don't vote, and have no allegiance to either gender.
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the now-ex ex?
oh ha ha....his wife would love that one. The male of the couple was the one to blame for putting the table cloth back on, historically and overnight. The wife wants the table bare. The male of the couple funnily enough is an ex, and no, no pland to change that status.
What an exciting life you lead!!!
I meant your ex-female lover. I thought perhaps she had been a table cloth freak & your message was code for a reconciliation.
OMG, absolutely not...as said below I don't do "seconds". Getting your head done in once is once too many!!
Hmmm,,,thanks for the clarification. Of course, as a straight male "seconds" has a somewhat tawdrier meaning.
The offending tablecloth reappeared thanks to newly nice teenager, gathering brownie points for car useage.
As for years married? After nearly 20 years of bliss, no need to count. It's not like I get a toaster...
Oooh and there is was calling you Betty Teatowel all this time!!!
Yes, but did you score after I poured all those lucious wines down my exe's (aka your husbands) throat??
Surely you must be on to your 3rd toaster by now!!!
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