Monday, July 21, 2008

Never Never part 2

Never never make a vital life decision when onto the second bottle of wine!!

I have just received a text to say "the table cloth is back on the table".

7 comments:

B.S. said...

the now-ex ex?

unPC lesbian said...

oh ha ha....his wife would love that one. The male of the couple was the one to blame for putting the table cloth back on, historically and overnight. The wife wants the table bare. The male of the couple funnily enough is an ex, and no, no pland to change that status.

B.S. said...

What an exciting life you lead!!!

I meant your ex-female lover. I thought perhaps she had been a table cloth freak & your message was code for a reconciliation.

unPC lesbian said...

OMG, absolutely not...as said below I don't do "seconds". Getting your head done in once is once too many!!

B.S. said...

Hmmm,,,thanks for the clarification. Of course, as a straight male "seconds" has a somewhat tawdrier meaning.

Kitchen bitch said...

The offending tablecloth reappeared thanks to newly nice teenager, gathering brownie points for car useage.
As for years married? After nearly 20 years of bliss, no need to count. It's not like I get a toaster...

unPC lesbian said...

Oooh and there is was calling you Betty Teatowel all this time!!!

Yes, but did you score after I poured all those lucious wines down my exe's (aka your husbands) throat??

Surely you must be on to your 3rd toaster by now!!!

 
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